Play the gay away - When will sponsors realise they can’t win at the 2022 Qatar World Cup?
Every four years, squads of highly paid professionals gather together to unite the world, hammer their opposition and prove to everyone that their team is number one. These teams are marketing departments, and their tournament will have kicked off many years before players arrive in Qatar for the 2022 FIFA World Cup in early November.
The World Cup is sports marketing’s Valhalla – a broadcast utopia of passionate global viewers, high stakes, even bigger media spends and lofty brand aspirations. Like the ball-chasing megastars on the field, history is littered with the corpses of brands who didn’t get their World Cup right, lying prostrate at the feet of the gods, or worse - they missed it entirely.
Except this year, the tables have turned. Qatar was not a popular choice to host the event, and the list of reasons why gets longer by the day.
First, it’s scorchio over there. Qatar is a peninsula country in the Middle East made up of arid desert and a long Persian Gulf beach.
Effectively, it’s an incredibly wealthy sand dune.
It’s so hot in summer (average temperatures plateau around 41 degrees in August) that the entire tournament had to be shifted to winter. Even so, stadiums still had to have air con units integrated into their foundations so they could blow cool air towards players on the pitch.
Second, building these Sub Zero stadia came with more than just an environmental cost. It’s been alleged that more than 6,500 migrant workers from India, Pakistan, Nepal, Bangladesh and Sri Lanka died during the construction process. That’s an average of twelve per week since FIFA announced Qatar as 2022 hosts back in 2010.
Third, Qatar isn’t exactly a football powerhouse. Its population is around three million people, putting it on a par with Birmingham, and back in 2017 their national team comprised eleven players born in ten different countries.
And finally fourth - Qatar isn’t the most welcoming domain in which to hold a global celebration of sporting togetherness. Male homosexuality is illegal in Qatar under sharia law, with a punishment of up to three years in prison, a fine and the possibility of death penalty for gay Muslims. Equally, the Qatari government doesn’t recognize same-sex marriage or civil partnerships, nor does it allow Qataris to campaign for LGBT rights.
This positioning is hardly in keeping with FIFA’s own brand guidelines. In fact, they clatter over them like Ering Haaland through a village footy team. For those not au fait with FIFA’s values, it’s worth listing them below to underline the rank hypocrisy within the organisation, alongside a subjective ‘Qatar World Cup’ parity score - for dark comedy value, if nothing else:-
TRANSPARENCY: operating in such a way that it is easy for others to see what actions are performed.
Qatar score - 1 / 5 - who knows how Qatar were awarded the tournament in the first place? Perhaps Jack Warner, FIFA rep of Trinidad and Tobago, could shed some light? He is, amongst others, currently fighting extradition on corruption charges
ACCOUNTABILITY: the acknowledgment and assumption of responsibility for actions.
Qatar score - 1 / 5 - See above.
INTEGRITY: regarded as the honesty and truthfulness or accuracy of one’s actions. Integrity can stand in opposition to hypocrisy.
Qatar score - Pffft.
SOLIDARITY: a unity of purpose or togetherness.
Qatar score - Ha ha!
COURAGE: the choice and willingness to confront agony, pain, danger, uncertainty or intimidation.
Qatar score - Erm…
JUSTICE: as found in the study and application of the law.
Qatar score - 0 / 5 - just ask those unfortunate migrant workers. No, sadly you can’t.
DEMOCRACY: the rule of the majority.
Qatar score - 5 / 5 - they got a majority of FIFA votes in order to win the 2022 World Cup hosting rights. Somehow…
The way things have been going in UK politics, everyone will be Foreign Secretary at some point in their lives, but last week it was the turn of James Cleverley, who immediately took off his shoe and attempted to ingest his own foot. After an interview with LBC in his second day in the job, nincompoop Cleverley was widely vilified for suggesting gay football fans travelling to Qatar should show ‘respect’ to the host nation.
The BBC football host and former England footballer Gary Lineker responded on Twitter to Cleverley’s idiotic political tip-toeing, stating:-
“Whatever you do, don’t do anything gay. Is that the message?”
All in all, the emirate’s values are so out of kilter with modern society they’d appear comedic, if the risks and penalties weren’t so severe. LGBT rights campaigner Peter Tatchell recently said of the tournament:- “All fans, not just LGBTs, should boycott the World Cup and use their social media to amplify the shocking human rights abuses by the Qatari state”.
Lucy Powell, the shadow digital, culture, media and sport secretary (for now) called Cleverly’s comments “shockingly tone-deaf”. You could extend that thinking to FIFA and this whole sorry exercise, and sponsors like Coca-Cola, Hyundai Kia, VISA and Adidas should’ve subbed themselves off the pitch well before kick off. Sadly, long-term contractual agreements with FIFA likely forbade any such sensible thinking, although ING, the Dutch National team sponsor, has actively steered itself away from the tournament, demonstrating that corporate ethics were a feasible option for brands brave enough to take a stance.
Fortunately, some European football federations and players are showing the kind of spine that the headline sponsors seem to lack - with eight captains (including England’s Harry Kane) planning to wear rainbow ‘One Love’ armbands during World Cup matches - against the will of the organisers.
“Wearing the armband together on behalf of our teams will send a clear message when the world is watching” Kane admirably said in a statement.
As for FIFA itself, the upcoming Netflix documentary about it’s nefarious past should unearth even more filth as it explores how the organisation has found itself so deep in the ethical gutter.
The 2022 World Cup in Qatar is, like the Saudi-backed LIV Golf Tour and Grand Prix in Bahrain, just a giant sports-washing machine, powered by oil and sanitised by global brands desperate to maintain their share of voice through football’s global appeal.
Except for World Cup sponsors, the laundry this year will come out grimy, stinking and grey, with only mere hints of a rainbow in sight.
Harry Lang is the author of ‘Brands, Bandwagons & Bullshit’, a guidebook for young marketers starting their career and professionals wanting to understand how marketing, advertising, media and PR works. You can find him at @MrHarryLang and connect with him on LinkedIn.